missgambit:

I wonder how long it will take my dad to notice that I filled the two unused picture frames in the living room with pictures of danny divito and a lobster

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

nachoed:

*feels laptop overheating on my lap* she keep me worm

morize:

Steal his look: Charles Kelly

Fancy Ten “Anchor Saloon” Shirt, 38$
Prada High-Top Sneaker, 541.53$
Philip Plein Denim Shorts, 394.10$

every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

I told you there was a war coming. There will be so many deaths.

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

Edward Scissorhands, 1990

chrsbaio:

Come Together // The Beatles (Arctic Monkeys Cover) 

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good